Holiday Adjacent
Cheyne Hannegan here at Holiday Adjacent, where the meaningless (National & InternationalDays) find meaning. Like National Quitters Day. So, if you vow to quit not listening to this podcast, this National Quitters Day, I vow to never quit recording until we get some extra holidays. This is the assignment and I am doing the work. Avail your ears to a potential Holiday.
Holiday Adjacent
"I Thought Hurricane Season Was Over"
Allow todays Ear Bat to feed your Brain Bear and let your Thought Thot wander.
It's 4-20. The year is 2045. But, biological singularity has transported you onto the stage of the Anger Management tour. There's faint red from your hat and a bright light reflecting off your crisp white tee. You question whether you've gotta have faith.
INTRO
Nod to Bicycle Day 4/19.
Psychonaut Philosophy.
The Durst Package.
8:00
420 Honeys!
Personal excerpts.
Eli - My Saul.
420 facts to share in your smoke shack.
18:50
International Pizza Cake Day.
5k calorie dish for the munchies.
20:00
Lima Bean Respect Day.
Fun Facts.
Sexy Facts.
Death Beans.
22:45
Death Doula Day.
An uncompromised confidant.
Some fun marching orders.
25:00
National Auctioneer Day.
A super psycho scenario.
26:25
National High-Five Day!
High-five etiquette.
High-five participation.
The origins of the high-five.
29:00
A piece of shit's (Hitler's) birthday.
30:00
Billy's Bday! A high-five champion.
31:00
National Look-alike Day
Personal stories.
Honorable mention of cheddar fries/upside down pineapple.
Tying the theories together.
OUTRO
Request.
Statue of David excerpt.